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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 07:30

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

How do I build rapport with anybody?